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DIY Coco-Honey Deep Conditioning Treatment →
Coconut oil is a great conditioner for your hair. Paired with egg yolks and honey, this hair treatment will leave your hair feeling smoother and softer.
(I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
Me: “So, what will it be?”
Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”